Ross

Yeah, man, it's gonna be sweet. Fully stocked. Nah, man, I'm not throwing a barbeque. Don't come hungry, come thirsty. There's no food at my place. Maybe some frozen pizzas, I don't know, you think I shop for groceries? Nah, man. All beer. And good beer too. We graduated college two days ago so don't come expecting Natty Ice or shit like that. Yeah, yeah, I got a can of PBR. Nostalgia's sake, y'know. It's got your name on it, bro. Man, this is the last party I'm throwing before I head back to Worcester to live with my parents. We gotta rage. I can't believe you're staying here. Place is the dumps! You wanna take a half-empty bottle of Sriracha off my hands? Okay, fine, see ya, man. Peace.

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